bazukathatraluca:

a question i ask myself regularly

bazukathatraluca:

a question i ask myself regularly

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

hahanerdz:

she will go far in life

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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baracknobama:

*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

At the groceries store

deanisanactualprincess:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

goodcleanchristianfun:

cassbones:

Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur

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barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie